Do you ever find a great blank card but you have no clue what to say? Or you want to come up with something clever but just don’t have the words? Let’s all share a bit of cleverness to help each other out. I’ve gathered a few funny ideas from family and friends, which I’ll share, but share some of yours, too! I’ll add them to the list.
Thank You
Thank you! (Simple, yet an eternal classic.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub!
You rock my world.
You deserve a cookie. Maybe two.
Just Because
Missing You
I miss seeing you.
Just a note from your favorite stalker.
I know how to kiss long distance, but how do you hug long distance?
Get Well Soon
Ditch the crutches, we have plans!
When a spoonful of sugar just isn’t enough. . . ask for the 5 lb. bag.
Love
I kiss long distance.
I like like you. A lot.
What part of “I want you, I need you, I love you” do you need me to explain in more detail?
Ninapenda wewe (It means I love you in Swahili.)
Iay ovlay ouyay (Do I need to explain what language this is?)
Wedding/Bridal Shower
Best Wishes! (for a bride)
Congratulations! (for the groom)
It’s about time.
Encouragement
Keep on keepin’ on.
Just repeat after me, “You are better than I.” Oh, wait. . . that only helps me. . .
Plain Silly
I hear you’re feeling crabby.
You’re #2 on my list.
Chill.
You done me wrong.
Tumbleweeds are land seaweed in Japan. And they eat it.
You ask me how I know? Facebook told me so.



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